So, who are you?
That’s none of your damn business – that’s why I write under a pen name.
What can you tell us about yourself?
I write romantic sex comedies featuring lovable—but sometimes stupid—characters. They involve a whole lot of teasing and verbal foreplay, quite a bit of sex, and a tiny bit of kink.
Okay, but tell us more about you, not your stories.
My stories feature a male protagonist who is a successful businessman (though not a clichéd billionaire) and a single father. He loves women, and has a big heart, but is completely clueless about everything related to romance. Despite that, he gets laid with alarming frequency—usually with hilarious results.
Right, but tell us something else about yourself.
I am the winner of several prestigious awards: World’s Greatest Dad, World’s Worst Texter, World’s Biggest Moron (runner-up).
How long have you been writing?
I’ve been able to write fairly legibly since the first grade.
That’s not what I meant…
I haven’t been writing long. For reasons I can’t really explain, but which may or not have involved vast quantities of peyote, my brain chemistry was completely rewired a while back. Since then, I have been writing compulsively. I can’t shut it off. I’m not kidding. Somebody help me.
What else can you tell us about your protagonist?
A generally clueless dude, he attracts beautiful women, effortlessly. Most of the women in his life love him for various reasons, and with various degrees of intensity, but they all have one thing in common. They all lovingly manipulate our hero to get what they want—usually with his best interests in mind.
So the protagonist is always the dumbest person in the room?
He is usually simultaneously the smartest and the dumbest person in any given room…
How would you describe your stories to a prospective reader?
- Imagine a novel that’s one part very sweet, single-father family hijinks
- Add a nice helping of Friends-style, sort of wholesome, but sexy, fun
- Add a dash of Entourage-style, unwholesome, but sexy, buddy comedy
- Add a pinch of Penthouse Forum-style smut
- Mix well. Laugh while reading.